A man inherits his late Grandmothers house, while looking through the basement he comes across a document that has the power to alter American society, and shake deep held beliefs to their core. He finds evidence that George Washington was actually a child eating cannibal! It seems a group of homicidal flesh eating period dramatists called the Washingtonians will do anything to keep this grisly secret a secret. The man, his wife, and young child soon find themselves under persecution by powdered, wigged, horse riding historians who have infiltrated every facet of society, from Cooks to Police. Will they survive, or will they meet their makers?
It really seems the cast and crew had a lot of fun making this episode, this is reflected in all that happens. A worthy addition to the Masters of Horror, though not in the least bit scary.